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~ Dragon X23, Mr. Devil ~ Moderator

how do u spell mouse trap with three letters?
C-A-T

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lolkatigus

here is one i told dragon today.
badnews, your going to die.
good news, i saved lots of oney by switching to gieco

Jokes
Wat does a blondie do with an enemy grenade..?
~ Pop it out and Throw it back in

Wat is the hottest day of the week..?
~Fri-Day

Wat is the fastest thing in the water..?
~Motor-Pike

Who eats ogres in hot-days?
~Thermal-Clops

Which is better, Bucky or Tucky?
~Fucky

Why did the Chicken cross the road?
~To get a god damn life for ice-cream

Riddles

Who has an I.Q at 125?
~Obama when High

Wat is the Tallest man of the world?
~Yao-Ming in steroids

When is a car, not a car?
~When it tunrs the driveway

How do u stop time?
~Break the god-dang watch

How did pigs fly?
~God makes the pigs uber

Dragon X23: Knock-Knock

:Whos there?

Dragon X23: I dont Know

: I dont know who?

Dragon X23: Neither do i, I keep telling you that!


Dragon X23: Knock-Knock

: Whose there?

Dragon X23: Hoes

: Hoes who?

Dragon X23: Hoes Hoe Hoe


Dragon X23: Knock-Knock

: Whos There?

Dragon X23: Who

: Who who?

Dragon X23: AHHHHHHHH OWL!!! AHHHHH

rage of sins wrote:here are some of my joke.
little children wear superman pjs. sujperman wears chuck norris pjs.

if you had $5 and chuck norris had $5, he would have more money.

chuck norris can kill 2 stones with one bird.

for more go to chucknorrisfacts.com

Lol.. ur jokes is all about Chuck Norris

here are some of my joke.
little children wear superman pjs. sujperman wears chuck norris pjs.

if you had $5 and chuck norris had $5, he would have more money.

chuck norris can kill 2 stones with one bird.

for more go to chucknorrisfacts.com